“I Could Have Cooked This" Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate
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“I Could Have Cooked This” Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today loudly voiced her disapproval, after daring to venture outside of her comfort zone and go to a restaurant….

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South Sydney Rabbitohs Recruit Another Slow-Talking Englishman That Nobody Can Take Down — The Betoota Advocate
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South Sydney Rabbitohs Recruit Another Slow-Talking Englishman That Nobody Can Take Down — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South Sydney Rabbitohs can today boast another neckless English recruit who can’t be brought down with a meat axe. Prime Minister Anthony…

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2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate
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2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today. The aptly named Betoota Flight Path Cafe has…

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Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation — The Betoota Advocate
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Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that we are edging closer and closer to living in a dystopian society, a Melbourne landlord has advertised accommodation that is essentially…

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Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes — The Betoota Advocate
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Entitled NSW Teachers Demand At Least Half Of What A 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Makes — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Thousands of teachers have today walked out of schools around NSW, and marched in protest across numerous cities and towns. The disgraceful day…

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Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate
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Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last night. Brett Russell says he considered getting…

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[REDACTED] Given NYC Job After Libs Failed To Get Blessing From Preferred Candidate's Husband — The Betoota Advocate
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[REDACTED] Given NYC Job After Libs Failed To Get Blessing From Preferred Candidate’s Husband — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Government has told an inquiry into the appointment of former [redacted by legal] as a trade commissioner…

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Evolution Gaming neemt NoLimit City over
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Evolution Gaming neemt NoLimit City over

Gepubliceerd op 29 juni 2022 in Nieuws Opnieuw heeft Evolution Gaming een mega overname gedaan binnen de iGaming wereld. De laatste jaren is Evolution Gaming…

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Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke who has priorly shown no interest in being the least bit progressive, has suddenly found himself very capable of using…

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Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers — The Betoota Advocate
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Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left wondering if she’s just being an entitled millennial, or if the instructions for her weekend Airbnb really…

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