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Teacher Not Striking Must Be Going For Deputy Principal Or Something — The Betoota Advocate
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Teacher Not Striking Must Be Going For Deputy Principal Or Something — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After historic teacher strikes took place in the people’s republic of Sydney, it has been speculated that a teacher who didn’t strike must…

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Decline Of Christianity Proves Morrison Government Will Leave A Lasting Legacy Afterall — The Betoota Advocate
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Decline Of Christianity Proves Morrison Government Will Leave A Lasting Legacy Afterall — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The 2021 census results confirm that No Religion has continued to be Australia’s fastest-moving religion as citizens turn away from Christianity, proving that…

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Wedge Of Camembert Big Enough To Warrant Second Cracker — The Betoota Advocate
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Wedge Of Camembert Big Enough To Warrant Second Cracker — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A cheeseboard participant has proven to be a trusted economic manager as Charlotte Phillips (37) realised her freshly sliced wedge of camembert was…

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Former Rep Netballer Standing on Bendy Bus Winces As Rotating Plate Tests Knee Stability — The Betoota Advocate
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Former Rep Netballer Standing on Bendy Bus Winces As Rotating Plate Tests Knee Stability — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former goal shooter has been caught off guard this morning, after a routine bus ride into the city has resulted…

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Corporate Team-Building Exercise Reaffirms Mutual Disdain For Each Other And Workplace — The Betoota Advocate
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Corporate Team-Building Exercise Reaffirms Mutual Disdain For Each Other And Workplace — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite robbing you of 12 hours of your day, the ability to do what you want and the option to have lunch in…

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Institution That Arranges International Travel Documents Also Sells Burner Phones, Waffle Makers — The Betoota Advocate
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Institution That Arranges International Travel Documents Also Sells Burner Phones, Waffle Makers — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is asking the big questions this morning, trying to work out what the fuck is the go…

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“It’s Not Covid!” Rejects Spluttering Coworker Who Doesn’t Want To Miss EOFY Open Bar — The Betoota Advocate
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“It’s Not Covid!” Rejects Spluttering Coworker Who Doesn’t Want To Miss EOFY Open Bar — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local piss hound is hiding a throaty bark this afternoon, keeping a low profile to ensure he’s allowed to get…

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Tigers Encouraged To Not Fuck Up Warriors NZ Return By Actually Winning — The Betoota Advocate
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Tigers Encouraged To Not Fuck Up Warriors NZ Return By Actually Winning — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Warriors fans are excited as their team will play a home game for the first time on home soil in three years. It…

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Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who had been aptly warned that his Dine and Discover vouchers were about to expire, has royally fucked up by getting…

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Nation's Tradies Put Down The Tools To Celebrate Annual Invoicing Day — The Betoota Advocate
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Nation’s Tradies Put Down The Tools To Celebrate Annual Invoicing Day — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Small and medium-sized residential worksites across the country are at least one man down today, as the nation’s tradies put down the tools…

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