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Kid Who Used To Pump A 1.25L Of Coke Every Lunchtime Now Pumping A 1.25G Of Coke Every Lunchtime — The Betoota Advocate
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Kid Who Used To Pump A 1.25L Of Coke Every Lunchtime Now Pumping A 1.25G Of Coke Every Lunchtime — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who used to live off burger rings and coca cola in primary school is showing no signs of giving up…

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Groom Kicked Off Married At First Sight For Admitting He Actually Respects Women — The Betoota Advocate
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Groom Kicked Off Married At First Sight For Admitting He Actually Respects Women — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Married at First Sight producers have this year truly outdone themselves, by rounding up some of the most misogynistic, emotionally abusive wank stains…

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"Now, For My Political Comeback" Says Abbott After Receiving Universal Acclaim For His Pell Eulogy — The Betoota Advocate
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“Now, For My Political Comeback” Says Abbott After Receiving Universal Acclaim For His Pell Eulogy — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is eyeing a political comeback, he says, after receiving many back pats and compliments…

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NBL Players Treated To Bottomless Dominoes Cheesy Crust Mega Meatlovers For Annual Awards Night — The Betoota Advocate
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NBL Players Treated To Bottomless Dominoes Cheesy Crust Mega Meatlovers For Annual Awards Night — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The night of night’s for Australia’s Basketball League has gone off with out a hitch, it can be confirmed today. Taking place in…

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"Ya Just Can't Turn A Buck Without Pokies" Says Sydney Publican Who Hasn't Put On A Gig Since INXS — The Betoota Advocate
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“Ya Just Can’t Turn A Buck Without Pokies” Says Sydney Publican Who Hasn’t Put On A Gig Since INXS — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A multimillion dollar Sydney ‘hospitality operator’ has today revealed his plans to vote Labor for the first time in his life, at the…

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A Luude DnB Remix Of 'God Defend New Zealand' — The Betoota Advocate
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A Luude DnB Remix Of ‘God Defend New Zealand’ — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a recent visit to Canberra, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese presented a gift to his Kiwi counterpart Chrus Haepkuns…

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Bloke Still Living At Home Ready To Dish Out Some Free Financial Advice If Anybody's Listening — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Still Living At Home Ready To Dish Out Some Free Financial Advice If Anybody’s Listening — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some blimp-headed fuck from Betoota Heights has told friends this week that he can’t wrap his head around renting…

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Local Legend Informs Fellow First Years He Legit Hasn't Stopped Drinking Since The HSC — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Legend Informs Fellow First Years He Legit Hasn’t Stopped Drinking Since The HSC — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local legend has today wowed his entire cohort of first year university students with incredible tales of human endurance and epic encounters….

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"These Motherfuckers Just Don't Get It" Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV — The Betoota Advocate
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“These Motherfuckers Just Don’t Get It” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rate boss of Australia Philip Lowe has all but guaranteed another mammoth increase in interest rates today after…

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Grumpy Lefty Rather Frustrated By These Aboriginal Women Who Don't Understand Whats Good For Them — The Betoota Advocate
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Grumpy Lefty Rather Frustrated By These Aboriginal Women Who Don’t Understand Whats Good For Them — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens Party have today taken a substantial backwards slide in their efforts to no longer be recognised as the party for…

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