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Extra acties rondom wedden op het Nederlands Elftal
Gepubliceerd op 24 maart 2023 in Nieuws Vanavond speelt het Nederlands Elftal z’n eerste kwalificatiewedstrijd tegen Frankrijk. Een spannende wedstrijd helemaal omdat er een aantal…
Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seasoned grogman of local fame has stolen the show yet again this afternoon down at the Royal Commercial…
“But That’s Where I Hide MY Money?!” Uber Rich In Panic As Credit Suisse Shits The Bed — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact No one with billions of dollars wants to see an elite global banking giant like Credit Suisse shit the bed. Especially not uber…
Shane Crawford Caught In Jealous Rage After Watching Nathan Buckley’s Solid Comedy Acting Skills — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Betootians may have some Victorian friends who know Shane Crawford as the former elite AFL Brownlow winning legend. The silky-skilled jet…
Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Buddha has smiled down upon yet another Betoota Ponds resident who finds themselves crippled by unserviceable debts. Philjop Jopery (32) did everything…
Mate Who Insists He Can Handle Spicy Food Told To Please Just Stop — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who can be best referred to as ‘that mate’ has caused his friends a mix of amusement and concern this afternoon,…
Mining Sector To Win Over Gen Z By Officially Allowing Vaping On Job — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although they would certainly win the title of the Australian Government’s Favourite Child, the mining sector has not been able to win over…
Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Brisbane resident is once again praising the services of Facebook this morning, after providing him with breaking news from his hometown….
Dutton Says We Need More Detail On What Font The Government Plans To Use For Voice Question — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition Leader has today responded to the government’s latest announcement on the Voice to Parliament referendum, saying we need to see…
Divorcee Table At School 20 Year Reunion Like The Last Days Of Rome — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With all the enthusiasm of showing up to fulfil their conscription notice, single mother Angelina Wood (38) rocked up to her 20 year…